I Accidentally Published Two Books This Month

This was not on my 2025 bingo card.
Or any bingo card, if I’m honest.

Somehow, between school runs, work, Amazon algorithms, misplaced USB sticks, and the occasional cat stomping across my keyboard, I’ve managed to publish two books this month.

Yes. Two.
Who allowed this? (Me. It was me.)

Book 1: The Perfect Match Mistake
A light, funny British romcom involving an introverted grammar nerd, an office nemesis, and a dating app that absolutely cannot be trusted.
Enemies-to-lovers. Passive-aggressive Post-its. Heart doodles. It’s a whole vibe.

Book 2: BY-LAW AND DISORDER (ages 10+)
Written for my children, because they wanted something funny and chaotic, and apparently I delivered.
Think petty neighbourhood rules, gnomes, loopholes, and kids who are cleverer than adults.

Both books are now live on Kindle (paperbacks at the end of the month!), and I’m equal parts delighted, terrified, and trying to work out who let me have access to publication buttons unsupervised.

If you’d like to take a look, here they are:
📘 The Perfect Match Mistake — https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G3GH7K8B
📕 BY-LAW AND DISORDER — https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G3HC6TDL

Now I’m off to lie down. Possibly in a darkened room.